Rambo - Review in a Nutshell

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Rambo - Review in a Nutshell

Postby josiahes on Tue May 27, 2008 7:52 pm

Warning - This review may contain a spoiler....
Ah, heck, we all know exactly what's going to happen...I mean com'on!! It's Rambo for pete's sake!

I just finished watching the new Rambo. Today it came out to rent so off I went to the local Hollywood Video to pick up a copy of the 4th installment of America's favorite bloothirsty veteran. In goes the DVD and I join Mr. John Rambo as he makes his long journey home...the end...but wait, something's missing you say? Oh, you're right I almost forgot the rest! Somewhere along Rambo's trip he meets some nice missionaries and agrees to take them to the war torn Burma, a short boat trip up river from his home. There his services end as he heads back home...Meanwhile, this comes to that, that comes to this, and before you know it the missionaries have gotten themselves captured, or for a few, killed. Now it's time for Rambo to meet some nice mercenaries that are supposed to rescue the silly do gooders. This comes to that, that comes to this, and before you know it, they're neck-deep in phsycotic Burmese soldies, sentenced to death by the own barbaric actions that are protrayed earlier in the film. Finally, justice is served (more forced-fed with a butcher knife-shaped machete) and the messy get's messier. Mr. Rambo demonstrates how to shooot a bow and arrow through a himan skull, and any of you who have ever wondered what a .50 caliber, truck-mount machine gun would do to a human body finally have your searching souls satisfied. Two Words- red pudding.
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Re: Rambo - Review in a Nutshell

Postby KingApathy on Wed May 28, 2008 8:18 pm

ah yeah he tears shiat up..gotta love a movie that has a 20 minute kill scene using a .50 cal :D
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Re: Rambo - Review in a Nutshell

Postby Green-Moo on Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:22 am

KingApathy wrote:gotta love a movie that has a 20 minute kill scene using a .50 cal :D


You're kidding?

This I have gotta see! Perhaps I'll wait till the kids aren't with me though ...
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Re: Rambo - Review in a Nutshell

Postby josiahes on Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:23 pm

20 minutes atleast! and it's more of a 50 cal sniper - 50 cal mounted - ak47 - rock - gernade - knife - machete - killing spree than merely a 50 cal killing spree.
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Re: Rambo - Review in a Nutshell

Postby KingApathy on Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:56 am

Oh yeah all of that great stuff too...it is bad *ss!!
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Re: Rambo - Review in a Nutshell

Postby chocoguy on Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:40 pm

I heard others who are saying that the new one is not as good as the old used to be. Is this true?
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Re: Rambo - Review in a Nutshell

Postby josiahes on Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:49 pm

I think it is better, I hadn't seen the others for a while util last night when I watch first blood. I still thought the new one was better tho, much better acting and cooler effects, however, I will admit, it's pretty gory, alot more so than first blood!
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Re: Rambo - Review in a Nutshell

Postby KingApathy on Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:37 am

The new one was A LOT less cheesy then the old ones and just looks better put together, most likely a much larger budget then the ones before.
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Re: Rambo - Review in a Nutshell

Postby chocoguy on Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:17 am

I think that it’s about time that I see this new film. I wonder if this is already available on our local video stores.
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Re: Rambo - Review in a Nutshell

Postby josiahes on Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:21 pm

for sure, just about anywhere! ltmq
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