Warning - This review may contain a spoiler....
Ah, heck, we all know exactly what's going to happen...I mean com'on!! It's Rambo for pete's sake!
I just finished watching the new Rambo. Today it came out to rent so off I went to the local Hollywood Video to pick up a copy of the 4th installment of America's favorite bloothirsty veteran. In goes the DVD and I join Mr. John Rambo as he makes his long journey home...the end...but wait, something's missing you say? Oh, you're right I almost forgot the rest! Somewhere along Rambo's trip he meets some nice missionaries and agrees to take them to the war torn Burma, a short boat trip up river from his home. There his services end as he heads back home...Meanwhile, this comes to that, that comes to this, and before you know it the missionaries have gotten themselves captured, or for a few, killed. Now it's time for Rambo to meet some nice mercenaries that are supposed to rescue the silly do gooders. This comes to that, that comes to this, and before you know it, they're neck-deep in phsycotic Burmese soldies, sentenced to death by the own barbaric actions that are protrayed earlier in the film. Finally, justice is served (more forced-fed with a butcher knife-shaped machete) and the messy get's messier. Mr. Rambo demonstrates how to shooot a bow and arrow through a himan skull, and any of you who have ever wondered what a .50 caliber, truck-mount machine gun would do to a human body finally have your searching souls satisfied. Two Words- red pudding.
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